What do you look for in a toothpaste? You want something with fluoride and silica. Something that whitens teeth while strengthening enamel. Something with cavity fighting properties, something that cleans your sneakers. What? Cleans your sneakers? If you think that toothpaste is only good for cleaning teeth, you don’t know it that well. Your toothpaste is a product of many dimensions, enigmatic and constantly unpredictable. Here are some examples of what your toothpaste is capable of:
Takes Scuffs Off Shoes
Got a few scuffs on your leather boots? Just squirt some toothpaste on the affected area and rub it with a soft cloth. Wipe it clean with a damp cloth and your leather will be as soft and shiny as the day you bought them.
Cleans Piano Keys
If they can clean your teeth, they should clean an elephant’s teeth as well, and that is essentially what piano keys are made of. If your ivories are looking less that ivory, clean them with toothpaste and a brush and wipe with a damp cloth. If you have a more modern piano with plastic covered keys, toothpaste’s got your back. Toothpaste can clean plastic just as well as ivory.
Cleans Diamond Rings
Diamonds are forever, but they may not stay clean that long. Put some toothpaste on an old rag and rub it on your rock to restore its natural sparkle. Wipe with a damp cloth when you’re done.
Deodorizes Baby Bottles
Got sour milk odor? Toothpaste will take care of that. Just put some on your bottle brush and scrub. The smell will magically disappear.
Prevent Foggy Goggles
Foggy goggles can defeat their purpose. You can keep your aquatic vision sharp by coating your goggles with toothpaste. Just be sure to wipe them off before your swim.
Removes Crayons From Walls
Writing on walls seems to be a rite of passage for most kids. Send the little one for a time out and grab some non-gel toothpaste and rag or scrub brush. Rinse with water and hide the crayons.
Cleans Your Clothes Iron
No one likes it when they place their iron down on their wrinkled clothes and it comes away leaving a burnt in stain. Non-gel toothpaste contains a mild abrasive that is great for de-gunking the plate on the bottom of your clothing iron. Just apply the toothpaste to the iron when cool, scrub with a rag, and rinse.
Prevent Bathroom Mirrors From Fogging
So, you just got out of a hot steamy shower, and you want to blow dry your hair. The only problem is, you can’t see yourself in the fogged up mirror. Next time, try coating the mirror with some non-gel toothpaste and wipe it off before stepping into the shower. When you get out, the mirror will be magically clear.
Removes Ink and Lipstick Stains From Fabric
Although cheating men should not be privy to this info, a non-gel toothpaste rubbed on a lipstick or ink stain may save your clothing. Apply paste and rub fabric vigorously and rinse with water. You will probably have to repeat this a few times, but if you notice the stain fading, it may be worth the elbow grease. Try it on coffee stains as well.
Out of Clearasil? No problem! Just put a bit of non-whitening, non-gel toothpaste on the spot before turning in for the night and it should be dried up in the morning. Toothpaste works on pimples to dehydrate them and absorb oil.
What innovative uses do you have for your everyday products? Let us know! We love to dish the dirt on keeping clean.